Regulators! Mount Up!

I'm going to write about my weekend trip to Van soon, but I'm going to ride my bike to Starbucks instead!

I'll leave you with a picture of Sarah piggy backing her man Jon

Sham POW Right In the Kisser!

This one's for you John

Offer Vince Shlomi was born April 25, 1964 in Haifa Israel; I had no clue he was Israeli. Hope all my "readers enjoyed that little tid bit too!

Here's another one, he is an ex member of the Church of Scientology,

In 1999, Shlomi began production on The Underground Comedy Movie starring himself, Slash, Gena Nolin, Bobby Lee, Joey Butaffuoco and the beautiful creature Angelyne as well as music by Guttermouth and NOFX.  The Underground Comedy Movie 2010 was reworked, adding a few new cast members including (MY girl) Lindsay Lohan.

PS this is the ravishing Angelyne,
not Lilo in 10 years.
No doubt Shlomi's proudest moment to date is when he met 26 yrs old prostitute Sasha in a Miami Beach nightclub. I guess Sasha did not love his nuts, because when Shlomi went to kiss her she bit his tongue and would not let go. Logically, Vince's next step would be to whoop that trick in the face until she let go.

possible engagement photo?

So now there's no fun stuff left to talk about. ShawWow, Graty (which I want) and the Slap Chop DNW). Although a ShamWow would have been ideal to soak up blood. 

Oh American Dad, I love you. I wish Vince would make a
cotton candy shooting gun.

In conclusion, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini.


Do You Ever Wonder...

If people have made a conscious decision to stop asking how you are? Are they sick of dealing with you?

Do you ever wonder if maybe, you opened up to them they would be willing to listen? They are supposed to be your friend...

If they realize how much they hurt you? I'm a pro at laughing when that's the last thing I want to do.

Do you ever wonder if you bring it on yourself? Do you realize you could make a change? 

If the ones you love actually knew how hard just getting out of bed could be, maybe they would be the catalyst to change?


I Want To Ride My Bicycle, I Want To Ride My Bike!

True dat, internet picture words of wisdom! I got a bike for my birthday last year, and I'll be riding it a LOT more this year. I have finally got a great team at work, so I'm able to have two days off during the week and I'm planning a trip thorugh the River Valley with my dad!

               Next time I visit Sarah, I want to bring my bike so I can
                     bike all around  this city and seawall! I  know Lexi will
join me with her baller new bike!